Hi, it's (kind of) Jimmy Kimmel. You may have heard, but there was a presidential debate last week -- and it looks like RFK's brain worms found a new host!

After the debate, even Fox News realized the former Commander-In-Thief is no match for our great Vice President.

Sorry to break your cold little heart, Donald, but I endorse Kamala Harris for president.

I've had the privilege of interviewing our Vice President several times. She is a kind, brilliant and delightful person who cares very much about our country.

Let's show her how much we care too.

Will you pitch in $25 to support Vice President Harris's campaign by tonight's totally made-up deadline? The far-right super PACs are outspending our team in several battleground states. Every dollar counts!

While His Flatulency rants, raves and foams at the mouth at his sputtering rallies, Vice President Harris is focused on the positive change Americans need.

But this campaign isn't just about Donald Trump.

The Vice President and Governor Walz are up against a cabal of far-right billionaires who rally around their wannabe dictator with no regard for truth. They care only about their wallets.

I want my four children to know I was on the right side of history (which is the left side). We need to protect our kids from the self-serving trolls who pretend to be fighting for “freedom.” I believe in truth, justice and all the stuff we learned from Superman. Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are our best hope in this battle for sanity.

So, John, will you pitch in $25 right now to make sure the Harris-Walz campaign has the resources we need to beat Trump and his minions?

I don't like these emails either (mine come addressed to “Maria”, for reasons unknown) but right now, there is nothing more important than this. Please pitch in what you can.

Thank you. I love you too.

Sincerely,

Jimmy