Friend,
The Trump campaign is continuing down the path of becoming a trashy reality TV show. It’s been that way for so long, I’m actually surprised Trump isn’t trying to televise this shitshow and make a quick buck off of it. It would probably be one of his more successful grifts. Nevertheless, Laura Loomer is quickly turning into my favorite character. She’s like a virus that’s infecting every last loser licking Trump’s gold-plated boots.
She’s totally bonkers, and it’s looking like everybody besides the orange messiah himself is realizing it. A couple weeks ago, the self described “proud Islamophobe” tweeted out this bizarre theory about how if Kamala takes the White House, the whole place will “smell like curry.” I guess this campaign is past the racism dog whistling and is cool with just diving right in? Somehow I don’t see Trump Tower serving naan with lunch being a fix for this.
Also, did you catch how Trump said at the debate that he and JD didn’t talk much? I’m betting they either a) definitely didn’t talk about Loomer coming on board or b) they talked and JD meekly bent the knee. But then JD goes on and blows my theory all to hell, claiming that Laura Loomer is “not affiliated with the Trump Campaign.” Oof, Donnie’s not gonna like that. Is JD sure he’s still affiliated with the Trump campaign?
As far as I can tell, Don and Laura have been attached at the hip lately. They're flying around together, they’re having meals together, Trump’s coming out and defending her to the press, he’s taking pictures with her without his wedding ring on… things seem to be getting serious.
I love this so much that I would in fact be tempted to pay $4.99 for a month to stream this. (Actually, I’d sign up for the free trial and then cancel, because this is 2024, and because I don’t want Trump anywhere near my credit cards…)
People close to Trump think this relationship may cost him Georgia and North Carolina. Everybody around his campaign is telling him to kick Laura to the curb, but he seems so into this conspiracy theorist who is too crazy for even Marjorie Taylor Greene that he is willing to tank his entire campaign and give a giant middle finger to his running mate. I love it. Every time I think this bozo is incapable of doing something stupider, he finds a way to top himself.
Amazingly though, this race will still be close. And if Trump gets in, I’m sure he’ll find a spot for Laura in his cabinet. So, if you’re keeping up with his potential appointees, we have the couch guy who can’t order a donut normally, the brain worm guy, and the conspiracy theorist who has probably spanked him with a magazine. Nightmare everything rotation. Chip in to help us keep them out of the Oval Office >> <[link removed]>
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-Rick
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