Today is the first day of school in parts of America. Kids have their first-day fits checked. Supplies are packed with a sensible lunch. The kid who got the 152 pack of Crayola crayons is ready to be the Don of the first grade (shout out Tony D'Angelo). And bets are made to see which student will get arrested because their teacher is a nincompoop.
If you put money down on Indicas Koonaloak-Young from Colorado, collect your winnings. Youngblood was arrested for quoting a meme.
