From The Patriot Express <[email protected]>
Subject A Simple Kids Book Led to a Fiery Minivan
Date August 31, 2024 10:03 PM
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### **Battery-Powered Bedlam: A Cautionary Tale**

In an alarming incident that has sent shockwaves across North Carolina, a seemingly innocuous children's book sparked a devastating blaze in a minivan, leaving authorities scrambling to spread awareness among concerned citizens.

On Sunday, the George Hildebran Fire & Rescue Department responded to a distress call involving a vehicle engulfed in flames in rural Burke County, approximately 70 miles northwest of Charlotte. Upon extinguishing the inferno, investigators discovered the unthinkable source of the conflagration – a so-called "button battery" embedded within a children's tome carelessly discarded beneath the rear passenger seat.

Miraculously, the young occupant narrowly escaped harm, having exited the vehicle mere moments before the catastrophe unfolded. The relieved mother, Destiny Williams, expressed gratitude towards divine intervention, stating, "This is crazy, but thank God for protecting her."

As officials delved deeper into the matter, images revealed the scorched remains of the once-intact car seat, its foam cushioning reduced to charred remnants while sections of molten plastic hung limp like macabre ornaments. Although specific details regarding the incriminated publication remained scarce, responders posted a haunting visual representation online featuring the cover art of "JJ's Potty Time," another similarly designed sound-activated title likely responsible for this near-tragedy.

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