Folks, in the words of future Veep Tim Walz, the whole damn MAGA circus is weird.

Really weird. Extremely weird.

Trust that I’ll provide you with plenty of examples, but first, be cool & chip in a couple of bucks to support my re-election campaign. 

WEIRD: Donald Trump ranting about his battle against “communists, Marxists, and fascists,” which supposedly left him covered in “wounds”:

“If I took this shirt off you’d see a beautiful, beautiful person but you’d see wounds all over me. I’ve taken a lot of wounds, I can tell you.”

I think I speak for most people when I say, keep that shirt on, Donald!

WEIRD: House Republicans ditching their responsibilities to cheer on Dear Leader at his NYC hush-money trial.

WEIRD: J.D. Vance spending the last five years constantly complaining about how childless people scare, offend, and “disorient” him, or being confused about how to order donuts.

WEIRD: Donald Trump forgetting the word “dishwasher” instead calling them “washing machines to wash your dishes” in a bizarre rant so incoherent even the toadies at Fox News stopped airing his rally.

WEIRD: Project 2025, which is essentially the 900-page extended cut of The Handmaid’s Tale. The weirdos behind P25 want to mandate creepy “Trump loyalty tests” for civil servants, turning the federal government into what Newsweek calls “a political reward machine for the MAGA faithful.”

Oh, and P25 also demands the reversal of any social policy that is not “biblically based,” because the Constitution doesn’t say anything about separating church and—oh, wait…

Here’s the thing: Donald Trump and his cronies LOVE when we call him a wannabe dictator, or an extremist, or an authoritarian, because it makes him seem “strong.”

Except…he’s not strong. He’s not tough. He’s not brave.

Donald Trump is a whiny, weak, vengeful coward. The only difference between him and a middle-school bully is that he’s 78, not 12.

But, just like a 12-year-old, he HATES that we’re calling him “weird.” So I’m going to shout it from the rooftops every day until Election Day, and I encourage you to join me.

So, I’m going to shout it from the rooftops every day until Election Day, and I hope you’ll join me by chipping in $15 to my campaign. Together, we can deliver the most resounding defeat the MAGA circus has ever faced, flip the House, and weirdo-proof our democracy once and for all.

— Sean