Guess what, Patriot? You won BIG.
I just wrapped up a high-level meeting with President Trump, and after much deliberation, we’ve come to a final decision.
YOU were the overwhelming choice to receive the distinct honor of winning our LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!
There were many deserving Patriots up for this award, but in the end, picking you was one of the easiest choices we’ve ever made.
This is more than just an award, Patriot.
It’s a BOLD status symbol, one that let’s EVERYONE know just how critical you are to MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Please accept your LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD by MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. > Thank you, 
JD Vance
