Friend, 

The little man is talking big again. Apparently one of the ads we put out last week really went after his intelligence. Oops.

Do we feel bad? Of course not. In fact, we may have actually done him a favor. Instead of kissing his ass like everybody who hangs around his run-down Florida club, we gave it to him straight. His campaign at this point in time is actually the worst presidential campaign I have ever seen. And the best part? It’s completely his fault.

His low IQ, stupid hires, and overall weird behavior is finally catching up to him. I think he gets more ticked off by the day. Everything in his life right now sucks. While I’m sure he’s taking it out on the walls of Mar-a-Lago, which must have more ketchup on them than his hourly quarter pounders with cheese, he’s taking it out on us too. But unlike those walls, we’re ready to fight back.

When we received Donnie’s cease and desist, I laughed for a solid ten minutes. Who does this guy think he is? Is he saying that he WANTS to go to court? Get real. First off, he’s broke. He’s broke as all hell. He’s selling sneakers with bitcoin logos printed on them for God’s sake. Are we really supposed to believe that he’s going to shell out a bunch of cash that he doesn’t have for some bottom tier lawyer just to get his ass kicked? Come on.

And then what? Everything becomes public? His unpaid settlements, his 34 felony convictions, the taxes he doesn’t pay, the damning report on his failing social media company? Yeah, let the court make all of that public. Let this case remind the world of how much of a royal screw up he is. Let everybody see that he can’t make a single thing work in his life.

What did this experience remind me of more than anything? We own this idiot. We live in his head rent free. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. This moron is in our clutches, and in November, we’ll bury him.

The lies he's told to maintain his once "real" reputation are starting to unravel. Remember when people actually called this guy a mogul? Look at what he’s been reduced to. A convicted felon, a known predator, a pandering conman, a failing cult leader, and a fat, gross, incoherent, pathetic, old man. He is the complete opposite of what people aspire to be. He is an embarrassment to this country and an embarrassment to humanity. We aren’t scared of him, and nobody else should be either.

In short, I hope he keeps sending over these little letters. Heck, I hope he takes us to court. Because we’re not pulling this video down. We’re not going to stop showing it to voters. We’re not going to stop running it on cable in Mar-a-Lago. And best of all, we’re not done making ads. In fact, we’re revving up production. We’re getting quicker, meaner, and more personal. By the time we reach election day, our goal is to make sure Donnie doesn’t even get out of bed. And with the way things are going, I’m sure we can get there. But we’re gonna need your help finishing the job >>

-Rick