Friend, 

Need any more proof Trump’s having the worst few weeks he’s had in… basically ever? 

He’s pulling the plug on the Chris and Susie experiment and bringing back Corey Lewandowski to right the ship. (And he's threatening to sue us for pointing it out, but hey, if we had a nickel...)


We haven’t been this happy since Trump picked the couch fetish guy as his running mate.

It’s no secret that Chris and Susie have basically been doing Democrats’ bidding lately. This campaign has been such a dumpster fire over the past month that we’ve considered sending them an Edible Arrangement. Every move has been wrong. Every Trump event has been a disaster. And from what we can gather, the contents of every ketchup bottle in Mar-a-Lago are splattered on the wall.

Chris and Susie are screwing this up so badly that the Trumpie Twitter weirdos are creating conspiracies about the two working for the DNC and intentionally tanking Trump’s campaign. The moves they’ve been making make this one of the more believable conspiracies out of Trump World.

Anyways, back to the superstar hire. Remember Corey Lewandowski? The guy who was a top advisor on Trump’s campaign back in 2016 but was then ousted after he pulled a classic Trump move and groped a reporter in Las Vegas? He’s also known for “allegedly” having a years-long affair with Kristi Noem, known dog murderer? Yeah, that guy. He’s back on the team. And now Chris and Susie have to work for him.

Far from “I hire the best people” – the phrase “morons hire morons” has never been more true than this moment. The pro-democracy movement should be over the moon about this. Now Trump’s campaign will be Chris, Susie, and Corey sitting around Mar-a-Lago arguing about who gets to sit next to Donnie at the next McDonald’s banquet. It’ll be a house of horrors. Nothing will get done. 

We can’t find a flaw with this hiring.

What this move says more than anything is that Trump’s campaign is flailing. It’s completely out of control, and nobody seems to have answers. But we do. It’s really simple when you think about it. Their candidate is a disaster. He’s a felon. He’s a predator. He’s a conman. And he’s the oldest candidate to ever seek a term in the White House. He’s not fit for office, and America is taking notice. 

We’re still a couple months out from the election, but with how the Trump campaign is exploding, why not stop to smell the roses? Every day that we remind voters who Trump is and who he surrounds himself with, our movement gains some ground. Help us keep pushing all the way through November >> <[link removed]>

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