Folks, in the words of future veep Tim Walz, Donald Trump (and the whole damn MAGA circus) are just plain weird.

Really weird. Extremely weird.

Trust, I’ll provide you with plenty of examples, but first, will you be cool & chip in a couple of bucks to support my re-election campaign?

Friend, maybe you had the misfortune of hearing one recent Trump rant about his battle against “communists, Marxists, and fascists,” which supposedly left him covered in “wounds”:

“If I took this shirt off you’d see a beautiful, beautiful person but you’d see wounds all over me. I’ve taken a lot of wounds, I can tell you.”

Keep that shirt on, Donald!

Or...it was pretty WEIRD when House Republicans ditched their responsibilities to cheer on Dear Leader at his NYC hush-money trial.

There was another recent moment of weirdness in which Donald Trump forgot the word “dishwasher,” instead calling them “washing machines to wash your dishes” in a bizarre rant so incoherent even the toadies at Fox News stopped airing his rally.

Project 2025 is essentially 900 pages of nuclear-grade weirdness: They want to mandate creepy “Trump loyalty tests” for civil servants, essentially turning the federal government into what Newsweek calls “a political reward machine for the MAGA faithful.”

Oh, and P25 also demands the reversal of any social policy that is not “biblically based,” because the Constitution doesn’t say anything about separating church and—oh, wait…

Here’s the thing: Donald Trump and his cronies LOVE when we call him a wannabe dictator, or an extremist, or an authoritarian, because it makes him seem “strong.”

Except…he’s not strong. He’s not tough. He’s not brave.

Donald Trump is an amoral, vengeful, whiny coward, who behaves like a middle-school bully in gym class.

The only difference is that he’s 78 years old, not 12. And just like a typical 12-year-old, he HATES to be called “weird.”

So, I’m going to shout it from the rooftops every day until Election Day, and I hope you’ll join me by chipping in $5 to my campaign. Together, we can deliver the most resounding defeat the MAGA circus has ever faced, flip the House, and weirdo-proof our democracy once and for all.

— Sean