Friend,
News flash, they’ve been weird for
some time. All you have to do is look at a picture of their leader to
know how weird they are.
Every last person who has pledged
their allegiance to the orange overlord is undeniably weird, but one
seems to stand out from the others. That’s right, there is one supreme
weirdo who is far and away the weirdest of them all.
Need a couple hints? He likes
couches a little more than the next guy. Talking about soda is his
kryptonite. Up until a few months ago, he said nearly as many mean
things about the dear leader as we do.
Give up? Well, it’s definitely not
Tim Walz.
That's right! It’s Trump’s running
mate. The guy who is so outmatched that he should just stay home
instead of continuing on the campaign trail. He’s up against America’s
dad, who is probably the definition of a normal guy you’d grab a beer
with.
Tim Walz is sensible. He’s not a
weirdo. Sensibility is what we need in Washington, and it’s what MAGA
has distanced itself from. They’ve chosen their path, and in November,
we’ll choose ours. Now that you’ve seen it side by side, you know how
different the two sides of this ballot are. Help
us make sure voters know which path to take >>
-The Lincoln Project
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