I'll get right to the point.

I have a brutal machete here for you.

The only catch is that there's a strict limit of 500 in stock for our readers.

We all know seeing is believing - so go check it out.

We are also throwing in a Karambit for nothing extra.

Once you get your hands on our products, I'm sure you'll be impressed.

Go grab your machete before we're out.

PS: If you remember, please send us some feedback on how we did!