Dear Friend,
In baseball, there are statistics for everything.
There's even a "stat" that reveals the worst player in baseball history. It's called "Wins Above Replacement" - or "W.A.R." for short - and it compares any given player with their possible replacement and which player will help you win more games.
Worst of all time: someone I'll bet you never heard of.
Greatest of all time: Babe Ruth (of course).
Here's the point. Right now, Californians are facing the prospect of being represented by a worst-of-all-time in the United States Senate in the form of radical Adam Schiff - who has been in Washington DC for the last twenty-three years.
He doesn't just need to be replaced. He needs to be defeated.
Or else California - and America - both lose.
That's why I'm asking you to rush me your emergency donation right away to join my campaign team today.
Adam Schiff's "stats" are truly abysmal:
