But what does a portrait of Harry Styles have to do with Greenpeace?
Well, last year, I painted that aforementioned beautiful portrait of Harry Styles, and he loved it so much he said wanted to buy it off me. After much negotiation, we agreed on the very reasonable price of £6 and a Kit Kat Chunky Peanut Butter. Whilst I received the £6, the Kit Kat Chunky NEVER materialised.
So this week, because I am an attention seeker, I publicly announced that I would be suing Harry Styles. But I’m very happy to reveal to you now that I am not actually suing Mr Styles - despite the fact that the Kit Kat is still outstanding. I would never sue Harry Styles. No one should ever sue Harry Styles, in the same way that no one should ever sue Greenpeace. But guess what: Shell is!
I launched my own absurd lawsuit against Harry Styles to help raise awareness about Shell’s intimidation lawsuit. And now I’m calling on you, if you can, to buy a limited edition t-shirt featuring my Harry Styles masterpiece to help raise funds for Greenpeace’s legal battle.