Friend,
Yes, I'm asking you to join me inside my mind. Yes, that means you
also have to watch Trump. But hey, at least you get to imagine how
hard I'm going to be laughing at that giant orange goof, right?
I thought I might give you a handy-dandy list of reminders for when
you're watching this debate. Surely the media will be fawning over
Trump and try to both-sides this into oblivion. But we know the truth.
So before you dive headfirst into insanity, just remember:
Every accusation is a confession.
Every denial is a full confession of guilt.
Every claim of evil is projection.
Every boast of strength is an admission of
failure.
Every fact is subject to Trump’s sole
interpretation.
Every law is a conspiracy against Trump.
Every anecdote is pure fiction.
Every casual cruelty and crazed conspiracy leads deeper
into more cruelty and conspiracy.
Every word is a lie, every lie is a promise of
betrayal.
Every person or group Trump claims to stand for, he
loathes.
Finally, Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Let's make sure he's not
our next president >>
-Rick
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