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Howl-dy, friend!!
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Pip here, reporting fur duty as the official mascot of Team Debbie HQ!
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In my new role with the human resources department, my days are spent hard at work sniffing around to make sure the staff at Team DMP has the emotional pup-port they need to keep up with the hard work of an in-cycle campaign for Senate (and to make sure no crumbs on the floor go to waste).
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That said, I'll cut to the chase — and sadly, it's not the fun kind, with tennis balls: I've been smelling a lot of stress sweat today, and it's concentrated around the finance pack's workspace.
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Even though it's still a dog month (nine human days) away, I think it's because of this $1,000,000 end-of-quarter goal I keep hearing about.
And according to the leader of the pack, if we come up short, Debbie won't have a chance of withstanding the barking-mad attack ads her stinkin'-rich opponent Rick Scott plans to use to muddy her reputation!
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Debbie isn't a fat cat like him, so she's counting on every cent of pup-port she can fetch from grassroots Democrats like you to win. That's why, like any self-respecting cattle dog, I'm on the job to help herd the remaining $93,876 we need so Debbie has the resources to finally bring Rick Scott to heel.
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Since I'm a very good boy, I promise not to nip at your heels ... but I will beg until the cows come home: So PRETTY PLEASE, friend, will you throw Debbie a bone by chipping in a few barks right away?
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RUFF! (That's Australian Shepherd for "thank you sooooo much,")
💖🐾 (Pip the Campaign Pup)
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