From Senator John N. Kennedy <[email protected]>
Subject useful as a screen door on a submarine
Date June 13, 2024 10:03 AM
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Folks – this is John Kennedy. 

It kills me to say this but some of these emails are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Maybe it’s a few Big Tech overlords sending our emails to spam…

Maybe it’s the crazies calling good folks like you traitors for ignoring them…

Maybe it’s that most of you are a little tired of politics…

And on the last point, that’s OK. I completely understand. But I want to explain where I’m coming from: You see, my Conservative Johns over in the House have a HUGE deadline closing in, and I just got word they’re pacing DANGEROUSLY behind their goal.

We’d have a real mess on our hands if they come up short.

I’ve never been one to dance around an issue when I speak with you. So with all due respect, I’m humbly asking you to pitch in just a few bucks before June is over and done with. <[link removed]>

Look, the deadline was important before but now I’m hearing Joe Biden just raised 40 million bucks and compared to Republicans, the DNC has THREE TIMES the cash-on-hand!

I’m afraid this will be enough to put Liberals over the top… That’s why I really need your help right now.SEND IN TEN BUCKS HERE <[link removed]>SEND IN THIRTY BUCKS HERE(MOST FOLKS GIVE THIS MUCH) <[link removed]>SEND IN FIFTY BUCKS NOW <[link removed]>SEND IN ANY AMOUNT HERE <[link removed]>James Comer reached out… Mike Johnson reached out… Byron Donalds reached out… Kellyanne Conway reached out… Sean Spicer reached out… Steve Scalise reached out…

Sorry for following up AGAIN but we just don’t have time to stand around – not if we want to win! 

I’m humbly asking you for a few bucks before the end of the day to help save our Conservative Johns and defeat Liberals up and down the ballot. <[link removed]>

God bless you, 
John N. Kennedy
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