Friend,

What’s that? Large Marge is causing a ruckus in Washington? Color me shocked. How’s that working out for everyone?

She tried to take down MAGA Mike because the government is functioning more than she’d like it to, which is to say, at all. And just like her cross country tour with Matt Gaetz, it failed. Miserably. Now, if I were the media, I’d call it what it is. The implosion of the entire Republican party. Right? I mean, when crazy space laser lady goes against the orange messiah, that shows just how much internal fighting is going on within this joke of a party.

How’s the media actually covering it? Like it’s an accomplishment. Like the GOP should be given pats on the back for not impeaching another Speaker. Like MTG isn’t the poster child for everything this party stands for and represents. Like Donald Trump isn’t running on a platform of chaos.

I’m not having it. This party has been dying ever since Orange Julius showed up, and this is just another reminder. Instead of a functioning party, we’re seeing one that can’t get out of its own way. It’s like they've forgotten what functionality looks like. They’re wasting everybody’s time and tax dollars. They’re embarrassing the hell out of their constituents.

It’s time to put an end to this. We need to elect leaders, not Trump suckups. We clearly can’t trust these guys with a House majority, so why not take it away? Then we can focus on getting stuff done and stop with all of this political theater. That’s the dream. Help us make it a reality >>

-Rick