| Friend,
Let me tell you - I can barely contain my excitement.
I just received some EXCELLENT news from one of my friends that brought me to tears.
I haven’t cried like this since 2019 when LSU beat Alabama. It’s time to grab a box of tissues and cry some tears of joy because I’m about to give you some news that just might save our Red Wave.
Moses might have well parted the red sea a second time because this is a MIRACLE.
A Patriotic GODSEND has called and said the 6 words that every campaign wants to hear.
“I’m offering you a 1300% match.” I’ll tell you - I had to call my Lawyer and ask if this was legal.
The only catch here is that we need at least 100 donors to take up their offer - and let them know their generous offer isn’t going to waste.
CLAIM NOW. I was sure I’d see hell freeze over before I got this phone call. In case you’re not looking at your calendar, this offer couldn’t come at a better time.
We’re closing in on our End-Of-Month deadline, and with your contribution, we could surpass our expectations in just 30 seconds.
Please, if you can, ACT NOW!
Best,
Senator Kennedy
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