Dear John,

Finally, summer’s almost here. Which for many of us can only mean one thing: a trip to our local poo-infested beach.

But a certain seaside town is making the most of the murky waters.

Our roving reporter Ada recently paid a visit to Sh*t Beach to find out what’s got everyone talking. Or is that vomiting? Either way the town could do with some good publicity, so please watch and share our short video.

Here’s a fun fact. Last year, sewage was poured into our seas and rivers over 1,000 times a day. And the UK government isn’t legally required to do anything about it.

That’s something everyone should know before their next trip to Sh*t Beach. Or to your nearest beach. Or your local river.

So please watch and share to get the word out about our turd-infested waters.

Thanks for watching. And remember to check what’s lurking before you go back in the water.

Nish Kumar

BS News Anchor (and pro comedian)

Nish Kumar on set