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Do I ARF your attention, friend??
Spike Mucarsel-Powell here, coming to you LIVE from my mom, Debbie's, living room!
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As an Airedale terrier, I come from a long line of loyal, fearless working dogs. It's in my instinct to never back down from a good tug-of-war — but when it comes to sending a scaredy-cat like Rick Scott running home with his tail between his legs, I'm only mom's second-best ally in the fight.
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Her number one ally? It's not Kali, friend. It's you.
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While I may be a very politically active pup, even if our state's harsh voter restrictions weren't in place, I still couldn't cast a ballot (no thumbs!).
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So in order to stay strong against Scott's barking-mad attack ads and win, Mom needs all the grassroots pup-port she can get. That's why I'm on a mission to sniff out 25,000 humans who will endorse her campaign to flip Florida blue by midnight TONIGHT.
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Now don't be fooled by the facial floof: I've got adorable puppy dog eyes, and I'm not afraid to use them. 🥺
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And while I can't read the clock, I can tell the sun's starting to set — so PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEASE DON'T WAIT: Throw my mom, Debbie, a bone right now by adding your signature (or paw print!) to endorse her campaign before tonight's deadline!
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If we sit and stay together, I know we can take Rick Scott to the pound.
Thanks fur all your help! 💙👅
— 🐾 Spike Mucarsel-Powell
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