May 4th was a couple of days ago, John — but our team are huge Star Wars fans.
John,
There’s no shortage of things to lampoon Ted Cruz for. But sometimes, when your least favorite part-time senator attempts to be cool and make a sh*tty Star Wars reference, you have no choice but to put him on blast.
And Ted is giving us big Watto energy. Despite the uncanny resemblance, these two villains have much more in common than you might think, John. Like Watto, Ted:
- Is unconcerned about human rights.
- Is going to lose an important election this November.
For over a decade, Ted Cruz has decided to ally himself with The Dark Side — at the expense of Texans across the Lone Star State.
But this year, we’re mobilizing The Force (and Texas voters) to finally push our part-time senator into retirement.
Can you bolster our grassroots movement to Cut Cruz by contributing $5 today?
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Thank you!
With gratitude,
— Cut Cruz
