Help me, John. You’re my only hope. I have the high ground against David Schweikert, but I can’t do this Solo.
 

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Hello there, John! I have a good feeling about this campaign. And it’s not because I’m running against a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.

Some may think Arizona is like Tattoine – a desert with Tucsons; a place full of coarse, rough, and irritating sand. But in 2024, if there is a bright center to the political universe, it is Arizona’s First Congressional District.

You’d have to be a mindless philosopher to not understand that this is the district that could very well decide who controls the House, the Senate (U.S., not Galactic), and the White House. If we had Chancellor elections, it would probably decide that too.

So far, our campaign has outraised David Schweikert’s corporate PAC darth money allies. But don’t get cocky. They’ll soon be back. And in greater numbers.

So help me, John. You’re my only hope. I have the high ground against David Schweikert, but I can’t do this Solo.

In honor of May 4th, will you donate to our campaign today? $5.40, $54, $540 – size matters not. (But we can’t accept Republic Credits.)

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Donald Trump and David Schweikert. Always two there are. Both tried to overturn the election on January 6th and both have worked for a national abortion ban.

Liberty doesn’t die to thunderous applause. It dies when good people do nothing.

But good people will fight if we lead them. And that’s what this campaign is all about. While rebellions are built on hope, campaigns are won if we have the resources to tell voters about their choice.

You may not know (or care) about the difference between a midichlorian and a Mandalorian, but you do know how important it is that our campaign stays on target. So will you make a donation to help me win this race?

Yes, today’s Congress is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but I’m willing to take a shot at cleaning it up. Even if it is one in a million.

So, thanks for reading this – and all you do. Now, you can go about your business.

Move along. Move along.

Forcefully yours,
Andrei