Friend, 

We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in court while on trial for having an affair with a porn star while your spouse was at home with your newborn child, and the bathroom suddenly seems so far away. Wouldn’t it be nice to have an alternative to walking all the way to the bathroom and having to stare at your bad spray tan in the mirror? There’s gotta be a better way! Now there is:

That’s right, we think it’s time for the former president/future convicted felon to make the switch to his own branded diapers. Not only would it save him from physical activity, but it would also help him pay off those mounting lawyer fees. Plus, this just seems more practical than owning a bible with Trump’s face in it.

But, truth be told, we didn’t make this ad to give Trump a business idea. There’s a better reason we made this ad. There’s a reason we’re running this in West Palm Beach during the Kentucky Derby, and again on Sunday during Fox and Friends. And there’s definitely a reason we’re running it digitally at Mar-A-Lago. It’s so he’ll get embarrassed. It’s so all of his major donors who will be standing around in a tacky ballroom this weekend can see that Trump isn’t in control anymore. They’ll see that he’s feeble, unfit, and flat out losing it. And that will accomplish our ultimate goal: a Trump tantrum.

If he can’t hold his gas, he shouldn’t hold the people’s office. Help us make sure he never does >>

 

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