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🚹 What The !? … The Arizona Supreme Court decided overnight to change their state name. Going forward (uhhh backward), the Grand Canyon State will legally change its name to the masculine form thereby making it known to the world that among the saguaros & coyotes, men rule. For the answer to anything a woman wants, needs, or desires, she now need only look to the 4th syllable of the state’s new name — NO. This decision by the forced birth state has led to other impositions & unwanted conceptions, so be on the lookout for the patter of tiny fingers all over X as the newest sect of Qrazy, The Fourth Syllable, very slowly gains traction in bunkers (read: the garages of their aging parents) across the Southwest. This group, who call themselves alpha males thereby proving they aren’t, will be moving on to the planning stage of what’s next for their cry baby creation, but don’t worry it may take some time — they are not yet done counting each syllable of their new state name out on their tiny fingers. They are, after all, maga-syllabic.
🃏Certainly, I jest. But the truth may just be crazier than satire.
🌵On April 9th, that same court really did hop on a time machine back to when the only people allowed freedom or self-determination were white colonizing men who didn’t GAF about anyone who wasn’t them. Finally some clarity on what they mean when they say make America great again. They weren’t happy with housing just one of the 7 wonders of the world, so the Arizono Supreme Court created the deepest chasm in its geography (& the 8th wonder of the world!) by allowing an 1864 pre-statehood, near-total ban on abortion, spearheaded by an actual 1864 pedophile, into law. The immediate & resounding backlash at this absurd ruling will continue to be a part of the national dialogue until Republicans put their religion back where it belongs. This, with an increasing awareness by the trumplicans that getting rid of Roe has been disastrous for them at the polls, has turned into the typical cautionary tale: a careful what you wish for scenario.
🤥 The GOP, led through the 80s by the Moral Majority & the Heritage Foundation (still), thought they’d always have the abortion issue to conjure up dollars & voters for their side. But then along came trump & he prematurely (it’s what he does, ask Stormy), finished the job for them. So here we are with maga Republicans & their orange boss calling for what can only be described as a late-term attempt to abort the mission. DFT even came out in flip flops (get your own pair + Bible + golden sneakers in a fire sale for only $18.64) & tried his best to pretend he never boasted that nobody ever killed Roe V. Wade as good as he killed Roe V. Wade. Folx, nobody needs any more proof maga has no backbone, no moral or ethical code, no guiding principle other than power, power, power. Put white in front of each of those & you’ll have the full picture of what lives they actually care about. Can it now be time to terminate the trump train, please?
🆘 The 45th POTUS is the culminating embarrassment of religion in politics. No citizen among us will be exempt from the reckoning of that collective failure. How significant a reckoning is yet to be determined. He is now & always has been nothing but Don the Con. If he is re-elected, freedom will suffer the same fate as every other word he throws around like a weapon — the opposite meaning becomes its new truth. This is a man who degrades women, diminishes holy texts, says President Obama founded ISIS, refers to the convicted felons of J6 as hostages, & is encouraging bloodshed (again!) & “bedlam in the country” if he loses on November 5th, 2024. This, on top of every other disgusting thing everyone already knows about him, should be enough to just say nah. No more. Somehow, it’s not. The Orange Hate Machine wants to be a dictator & so far every Republican in office has stepped aside to allow him that very opportunity.
🚦For me, it only takes the first syllable of the word dictator to know it’s a HUGE No Thanks, I’m good, from me. Inexplicably, some people really do prefer it. Guess I was just lucky enough to be born this way.
Whew. Don’t blink y’all or you’ll miss the next green light on the road to Hell-merica.
“So park your Lexus, and throw your keys up/Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round,”
Dc Lozano, PowerPAC critic at large
