John,

 

In case you haven’t heard, I left RFK Jr.’s spoiler campaign to run for Congress in Ohio’s 7th district. 

 

Here’s my platform: 

  • I said that “the deep state” was undermining President Trump. 

  • I went to CPAC and interviewed with Steve Bannon.

  • I spread misinformation about the vaccine.

  • I want to shut down the border. 

 

As you can see, I’m an “independent” who agrees with the Republicans on just about everything. 

 

Rep. Max Miller has a tough reelection race ahead of him, and he could use some help splitting the Democratic vote. That’s where I come in. 

 

I hired Rhonda Rohrabacher to be my campaign manager. She was convicted in 1997 for recruiting a third party candidate to enter a race to help a Republican win, so I know she knows how to elect Republicans.

 

Matt Diemer is the Democrat running against Max Miller and Dennis Kucinich. He’s up against two far-right aligned figures, and he needs resources to fight them both off. Will you donate to help Matt win in November?

Sincerely,

 

Dennis Kucinich (parody)

 

Diemer for Congress

P.O. Box 40042
Bay Village, Ohio 44140

 

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