If it's the opening night of the Kid Rock/Jason Aldean "Owning Libs Across America" tour, there's only one person to introduce the headliner. Well, two people, but one of them was busy having a record-setting fundraising haul for a presidential candidate. The other is Tucker Carlson.
And you know? Tucker Carlson learned something today. When you turn off the internet and talk to real people, America is NOT f*cked up. Behold the healing power of going outside to touch grass!
