John,

Can you help me? I forgot where my district is.

Here’s some background: using my handy trust fund, I bought a house for $1.4 million dollars somewhere near Cleveland so I’d be eligible to run for Congress.

I spend all my time in D.C. and I got married at Trump’s golf course in New Jersey. So I kinda forgot where my district is. It’s been a while since I spent any actual time there.

If you believe Ohio’s 7th district deserves a Representative who is an actual member of the community, donate to Max’s opponent Matthew Diemer!

No. Ignore that link. Being a Representative is about doing everything Donald Trump tells you. It’s not about being a voice for your constituents.

Does it really matter if I spend any time in my district? I really hate spending time with anyone who isn’t worth at least ten million dollars. What if working for a living is contagious?

I was a Donald Trump aide in the White House, and now I’m a Donald Trump aide in Congress. If you agree we deserve better leadership in Congress, will you donate $25, $50, $100, $250 or any other amount to help Matthew Diemer defeat Max Miller?