Friend,
The guy should be in a circus freak
show. It’s unbelievable. Screw the bearded lady and the strong man,
this bright orange thing simply must be seen. Donald Trump: the man
who loses more money than any single person in the world. Everything
he touches turns to a net loss.
Remember last week when Truth
Social merged and hit the stock market? The media covered it like
Donald was the smartest guy on the planet. They claimed the move added
$2 billion plus to his net worth and implied that after this, Trump
would have no problem coming up with his $464 million bond. Well, to
quote the orange man himself, “WRONG!”
Yesterday, we saw it all come
crashing down after a damning report came out that showed just how
well Truth Social is doing. In a real shocker, the company posted
about $50 million in losses over the last year alone. Are we
surprised? Of course not. We knew there was no way this company could
support itself just off of Devin Nunes’ wine ads.
So what did this report mean for
Trump’s “booming” stock? It means that investors smartened up and
realized that they were dealing with the worst businessman in American
history. It means that a big chunk of them pulled out and didn’t look
back. Best of all, it means that Trump lost $1 billion in less than 24
hours.
We know what you’re thinking. How
is Trump going to cover his losses this time? Is he going to sell holy
water? Classified document shredders? CDs with his favorite 80s hits?
We want your guesses. What is The Donald’s next grift? Take
the survey and let us know>>
-The Lincoln Project
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