Hi there,
Did you know that Ted Cruz is 100% committed to standing up for Texans’ rights? In fact, we’re positive that he is the best Senator in U.S. history.
That’s why we are proud to announce that…well, we’re done here. We had a good run of showcasing Ted Cruz’s flaws to the world, but now, we’ve had a change of heart.
We’ve realized that, y’know, yes, he did dispute the 2020 Election Results and play a significant hand in the January 6th insurrection. But is it really that big a deal?
And yes, he has a 100% record of siding with billionaires over the people of Texas at any given opportunity.
And yes, he did abandon Texans during Winter Storm Uri for a tropical vacay in Cancún. But like, those rewards points aren’t going to spend themselves!
And okay, yes, he definitely has tried to defund the Affordable Care Act and take away healthcare coverage from 3.5 million Texans.
But, c’mon y’all. He’s also a really good guy. So, can we be done here?
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Okay, okay, you caught us. April Fools! Ted Cruz is literally the worst. We take back everything we said.
We promise we’ll never back down from the fight to unelect Ted Cruz. So please, help us out? If you could donate $10, $20, or whatever you can afford, we’ll have all the better chances of unseating Ted Cruz FOR GOOD in November.
