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Hi John, it’s Harley!
Alright, straight to business: It’s April Fools’ Day, and one of my most important tasks as Arizona’s First Dog is to give the people what they want on April 1st: JOKES!
Why did the dog go to the bank? To make a de-paws-it. 💰
What kind of dog do you look for to ask the time? A watchdog. ⌚
Last one — what kind of car does a dog drive? A Fur-rari. 🏎️
Alright, the humans are telling me I can’t go on all day. I hope you got a giggle or two out of those, John!
One more thing… and this is no laughing matter.
Katie (my mom) is trying to make even more progress for Arizona, but extreme Republicans are too busy chasing their tails to work alongside her! We gotta chase them away.
Here’s the plan: You pitch in $10 to support Katie, and with your help, she’ll flip the state legislature blue and usher in a new generation of leadership for our state.
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Thanks for reading my silly jokes, and I hope you have a laugh-filled April Fools’ Day. Smell ya later!
Harley Hobbs 🐶