John,

I’ve decided to endorse Donald Trump for President.

Here’s why: everywhere Trump goes he wins, if you refuse to recognize his losses. The economy was great under Trump if you had a trust fund. He stood up for all Americans, as long as they were wealthy men. And he’s clearly in the right headspace to run the country.

April Fools!

I know what you’re probably saying. Endorsing Trump is not remotely funny. It’s not even something that should be joked about. And you’re absolutely right.

But I wanted to show something: The paragraph I wrote was utterly ridiculous. But it’s the kind of rhetoric that Max Miller consistently uses to justify supporting the worst president in American history. And it’s utterly reprehensible.

Rest assured I will never, ever, support Donald Trump in any capacity. I would never lend my endorsement to a man who is responsible for eroding our democracy and setting women’s rights back a half-century. I’ll do everything possible to fight Trump and the hate he stands for.

Will you donate $25, $50, $100, $250, or any amount you can spare to help us raise funds to beat Max Miller and stand up to Donald Trump?