Hi there,

Ashley here, Prank Avoidance Specialist at [Big Blanket Co]([link removed]). 
 
As you may know, April 1st looming on the horizon like a shark fin in a kiddie pool, and it's crucial to arm yourself with strategies to avoid falling prey to the inevitable barrage of pranks, jokes, and the odd sales pitch for that breathtaking oceanfront property in Arizona. Here's how to keep your wits about you and ensure the only fool on April Fools' Day is the one trying to fool you.

Tip 1: Trust No One—Not Even Your Grandma

The first rule of April Fools' Day: Trust is a luxury you can't afford. Yes, even Grandma, with her innocent smile and freshly baked cookies, could be plotting your downfall into gullibility. Remember, it was Grandma who first taught you the wolves could wear sheep's clothing—or in this case, that the sweet elderly lady could convincingly argue that your car has been relocated to the roof. Approach all interactions with caution, question everything, and maybe, just for the day, assume that all cookies come with a side of mischief.
 
Tip 2: Embrace Your Inner Detective

April Fools' Day turns even the most mundane announcements into potential hoaxes. Think of yourself as a detective in a world where everyone's a suspect in the case of The Attempted Prank. Arm yourself with the three Cs: Caution, Curiosity, and Critical thinking. Keep your eyes peeled for the tell-tale signs of a prank in progress. Sherlock Holmes doesn't have anything on you. 
 
Tip 3: Launch a Preemptive Strike

The best defense is a good offense. This April Fools', why not turn the tables and become the prankster? With careful planning and a bit of creativity, you can focus on executing your master plan, leaving little room for others to catch you off-guard. Just remember to keep it light-hearted and harmless—after all, the goal is laughter, not lawsuits. A well-executed joke can also serve as a reminder to others that you're not to be trifled with, earning you a free pass from their pranking attempts.
 
And remember, if anyone tries to sell you that oceanfront property in Arizona, just smile knowingly and walk away.
 
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Ashley 
Prank Avoidance Specialist
[Big Blanket Co]([link removed])

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