Out with the old, in with the new, JOHN! We told you we were retiring Tim’s swamp merch to make way for something even slimier—and Team Burchett sure did deliver! Without further ado, it’s time for the big reveal... |
As the boss put it, D.C. has become a downright sewer. The “drain the swamp” mantra falls short when you consider that a swamp serves its function as a part of God’s ecosystem. On the other hand, D.C. is a cesspool that’s always getting backed up—and we’re going to need a lot more than a plunger to fix the disgusting mess. Grab your sewer merch to show your support and become a part of Team Burchett! From shirts to stickers to coffee mugs, we’ve got it all. |
Plug your nose and dive right in! Don’t miss this chance to grab some super slimy items from our store. Sincerely, Team Burchett |
