Taxpayer, I have three words for you: MAD 👏 COW 👏 DISEASE 👏

Tonight at midnight: The Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA) HORRENDOUS mad cow experiment on three innocent primates is up for renewal. 

If it’s renewed, three more monkeys – the “FDA 3” – will be INFECTED and INCINERATED!

Please send help immediately to support our rapid response efforts to END this lab and save the FDA 3 Monkeys!

Save the FDA 3 Monkeys!

Take Action NOW >> 

Taxpayer, unless you and I intervene, here’s what may happen to the FDA 3 Monkeys: 

• Infected with Mad Cow: First, the white coats will inject blood from other infected monkeys into their bloodstream.
   
• Solitary Confinement: Then, they will be forced to sit alone in a cage with no interaction or mental stimulation as their symptoms develop. They’ll only be let out once every three months when the white coats bleed them and shove swabs up their little noses.
   
• Mental Deterioration: The disease will slowly melt their brains. They’ll lose control of their muscles. They won’t be able to eat or drink. Their personalities will change, and they’ll become depressed and antisocial.
   
• Slaughtered and Incinerated: Once their symptoms become too severe, the white coats will puncture their hearts and bleed them to death. Then they’ll throw their lifeless bodies into bags and INCINERATE them – like trash!

End This Abuse NOW >> 

Taxpayer, we’ve fought against the FDA’s monkey business before… and won.

Just last year, we shut down the agency’s largest primate lab in Arkansas – which tortured more than 200 monkeys and wasted millions of tax dollars every year.

We also ended the FDA’s baby monkey nicotine tests and retired the surviving squirrel monkeys to an incredible sanctuary in Florida.

And Taxpayer, with your help before our rapid response deadline, I know we can do it again for the FDA 3 Monkeys. 

Please consider rushing just three dollars – $1 per monkey – to help us END the mad cow experiment and give the FDA 3 a second chance at life. 

With urgency,

Justin Goodman Senior Vice President White Coat Waste Project

March 13 Deadline!

Save the FDA 3 Monkeys NOW >>