There is a lot of chirping out on these internet streets today about Jimmy Kimmel on the Oscars. Kimmel, who hosts the progressive political podcast "Jimmy Kimmel Live," said a bunch of things that a) weren't funny, b) isn't surprising, since Kimmel hasn't been funny since The Man Show, and c) it was the Oscars, so meh.
Instead of wasting bandwidth over someone who I'm already bored with, let's focus on a comedian who actually is funny. Dana Carvey.