OK, you caught us, folks, the subject line is totally made up.

Official Disclaimer: NO secret MAGA documents were harmed for the making of this email.

But if we ever DID uncover some secret documents – for example, the House GOP’s official daily schedule – it’d probably look a lot like this.

9 AM: OWN THE LIBS!!!
11 AM: Investigate President Biden
11:02 AM: IMPEACH President Biden
1 PM: Lunch
3 PM: Deny climate crisis
6 PM: Deny 2020 election
9 PM: Kiss Donald Trump’s butt goodnight


Pretty accurate, right?

The truth is, we don’t need any secret stolen documents to prove that the GOP is a party of jokers utterly, totally unfit to lead this country. They prove it themselves, in public, every single day.

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