Friend, 

He just can’t help himself. Which means that of course we have to have fun with it.

You would think he had this whole rally thing down after doing them nonstop for the past 8 years or so, but nope. Trump’s rallies have always been nothing more than a freshly spray-tanned Donnie rambling on about what grinds his gears. It could be whining about the “stolen” election in 2020, complaining about why Melania isn’t on magazine covers anymore, or as of last week, claiming that if President Biden is re-elected in November, one of his top priorities will be to rename Pennsylvania.

Now, there’s no record of anybody ever proposing this. From what we can tell, it’s just something Donald’s pea-sized brain came up with while eating a late night Big Mac. But it got us thinking. What does Trump think the Democrats want to rename Pennsylvania? Or better yet, what would the orange man himself rename Pennsylvania?

So we’re asking you, the pro-democracy movement, for your thoughts. The right answer is out there, but it’s going to take all of us to dig that deeply into Trump’s skull.

So give us your best guess. What would Trump rename Pennsylvania? You know the drill. Best bad answer wins. Take the survey>>

We’ll post our favorites on social media, so be sure to keep an eye out for your response.

-The Lincoln Project