Folks,

We have something ridiculous to tell you, but first we need to ask if you can donate to John’s campaign to defeat Lauren Boebert.

One of the things that changes VERY QUICKLY when Lauren Boebert moves into your race is that you know there will always be news stories about her being absolutely absurd.

Most recently, amidst the crisis at the border, Boebert suggested that the United States “deploy” alligators to the border to serve as a deterrent to migrants.

RESPOND ASAP

Let’s break this one down. First of all, one doesn’t deploy alligators. We don’t have some secret stockpile of military-grade gatorforce that we send into combat when our $700 billion human and mechanical resources can’t get the job done.

Second, this is the border we’re talking about, not a medeival castle moat or the lake in Neverland. It’s thousands of miles long, much of it isn’t around very much water, and alligators don’t just hang out in the sun all day long.

And third, Boebert wants alligators at the border because she either wants them to scare migrants trying to come into the country, or she wants the gators to attack and hurt or kill them.

So this idea is stupid, ineffective, and comes from a place of violent and evil intent.

But that’s the Lauren Boebert brand in a nutshell. Stupid, ineffective, and harmful.

We can’t afford to allow her to represent the Fourth District. Will you help make sure John defeats her by rushing a $10 or $20 donation to his campaign?

We thank you.

– Team Padora

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