Hi john,

Here at AAF, we know you need a pick-me-up as much as we do, and nothing makes us happier than dunking on anti-abortion grifters, so we wanted you to have a good laugh, too! Behold- the reviews are in about “everylife”- a diaper created to...fund fake clinics. 

And just like fake clinics, even their diapers don’t do shit! 

Everylife Diapers- When You Think of Blowouts, Think ‘everylife’!

And now back to our regularly scheduled fuckery highlights!

OKLAHOMA & TENNESSEE: SENDING YOUR MEMAW TO JAIL FOR 5 YEARS
We need moments of laughter and levity or we may just implode with outrage when reading about travel ban proposals in Oklahoma and Tennessee that could make it a felony to help a minor access out-of-state abortion care, or land you in prison for several years! When they said they wanted to leave it up to the states, we thought they meant each state decides for itself, not that a handful of assholes will try to decide for all of the rest of the states??

MORE BALLOT INITIATIVES? YES PLEASE!
It’s official- we are declaring 2024 The Year of the Abortion Ballot Measure!  Nevada and  Arkansas joined Maryland, Florida, and Colorado this week to protect abortion care in their states. Y’all, people are DONE not having a say in our government, and taking matters into our own hands! Don’t ever let anyone tell you that abortion access isn’t what Americans want, because we are out here absolutely demanding our rights, and we love to see it. 

Feeling inspired to put your boots on the ground, too? Check out our Activist Calendar below to find an event near you!

HIGHLIGHTS OF SOME DOPE EVENTS THIS WEEK

FAKE CLINICS ARE SO LAST YEAR
Fake clinics are receiving more funding and more resources every day, and it’s up to us to spread the word! Join the Virtual Expose Fake Clinics Action Hour to learn how to spot a fake clinic and how to fight back tomorrow, January 31st, from 7 PM to 8 PM ET- registration link here!

IOWA: CLINIC SUPPORT IS ALWAYS IN STYLE
Y’all know we love us some indie clinics, and the Emma Goldman Clinic is at the top of that list! Save a few dollars and spend it on Emma Goldman’s 2024 Choice Event fundraiser, featuring the incomparable Roxane Gay as the keynote speaker, on Saturday, February 3rd, at 6:30 PM CT- ticket link here!

PSST- HEY YOU…WANT IN ON AN AAF SECRET?
We’re cooking up some good trouble this year and part of that involves creating our own pop music divas! Move over Taylor and Bey,  AAF is soon to debut- Mife & the Misotones, the hottest abortion pill pop group since, well, ever! We’ll be releasing their first single this spring and making appearances all around the country so STAY TUNED. Deets will be released here and on our socials so you can get front row seats to see these singing pill phenoms at a theater, protest, rally, or shitty politician’s office NEAR YOU!

Dusting off our pitch pipes,

Team Abortion AF