Hello John: My name is Moe, and I am writing to help out my favorite human, Dr. Brian Williams.
As Chief Canine Finance Officer, it is my responsibility to tell you Brian has a goal of $75,000 he needs to raise by what he calls his “end-of-month deadline." (I'M DISCOOOO! YOU SHOULD DONATE TO MY DAD RIGHT NOW >>) And… my brother Disco is here too… 🙄
Disco, this is a serious political email! The end-of-month goal is a big deal...well at least according to our favorite co-worker, Anna.
(Right, right! So, um, you know what would be fun? A doggy treat fundraiser! We could sell treats to raise money — everyone loves treats!)
Disco, we are not organizing a doggy treat fundraiser. This is a serious email to tell humans why Brian needs their help. (Oh, okay. But treats are still a good idea, right?)
*sigh* Anyway, Brian is running to represent his fellow humans and this means he needs to have all the resources to win this! And I'm ready to help him (MEE TOO!).
We're counting on you to help us make this campaign a howling success. Every bit helps. Tell your friends, your pups, and all your four-legged friends to donate anything they can before the end-of-month deadline to help Brian win!
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Thank you,
Moe Williams 🐾
Chief Canine Finance Officer
Team Williams
– AND DISCO 🐶
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