John, Did you know that David Valadao is the only dairy farmer in Congress? You see, here in the Central Valley, we work hard for a living—and it's udderly worth it! But for all the blood, sweat, and tears our hardworking people put into our way of life, things would sure be easier if we didn't have Washington milking us all the time! That's why, on behalf of Congress' only dairy farmer and all of us here at Team Valadao, I want to invite you to help David make our lives a little easier with all of his hard work in Congress by joining our Valadao Victory Club! With a minimum contribution of just $25, we'll send you a REAL and PERSONALIZED membership card you can carry in your wallet to prove you took action when the Central Valley needed you most. |
Here's the only catch... The Valadao Victory herd is limited to 100 members. So, get a MOOOOOVE on and claim your membership now, while there are still spots available. Thanks for stepping up while there's still time and space to act for the Central Valley. And for Bessie, David's favorite cow. Your friend in the field, Andrew Team Valadao |
