Hi John, it's Auggie, Emily Busch's dog.
Now I don't usually resort to bringing out these puppy dog eyes, but Emily and I could really use your help!
Since launching her campaign for something called "Congress", she's been busy meeting new people β and their dogs β and telling them how she really cares about keeping us all safe.
But I'm not exaggerating when I say she's busy, John. Between my nap and dinner schedule, and her work schedule, we barely see each other! So, I decided to do something.
Don't ask me how, but I put this letter together to ask for your help toward Emily's campaign. That way, she can have a little extra time to give me a belly rub or two.
Seriously though, my mom and I would appreciate having you on the team. What do you say John? Will you throw us a bone and chip in whatever you can to help?
THROW US A BONE
πΎπΎ,
Auggie
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