Friend,
The Iowa caucuses are on Monday,
and the only open question is whether, as Joe puts it, there are two
or three tickets out. We know the big orange fascist is going to take
first place. Will he break 50%? And who takes second? If Nikki Haley
sneaks by DeSaster, then we’re probably looking at a two-way primary
the rest of the way.
See, even MAGAs can be entertaining
(when they’re not plotting or executing coups).
Rick, Reed, Joe, and Stuart have
their guesses in - but we’re not going to spoil.
Take
a shot at predicting the Iowa finish - the first person to nail it
wins a Lincoln Project mug. Add your best (or worst) guesses now and
we’ll enter you to win some swag >>
(Best joke also wins a mug - who
are we kidding?)
Let the games begin!
-The Lincoln Project
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