Team, if you happen to enjoy watching a bunch of political has-beens make painfully awkward small talk, trade lame insults, and take photos with tractors, you’re in luck: The Iowa Caucus is almost upon us!

The comedic value is certainly considerable, but this caucus will tell us some crucial information about how the election will shake out.

Will any of these hopeless presidential hopefuls FINALLY turn on Dear Leader?

Or will they do what they’ve always done and demand that we pay no attention to that angry orange man behind the curtain?

If I know the GOP, it’ll be the latter. So instead of waiting for a miracle, let’s do everything in our power to keep these cowards out of public office.

We’re building a formidable grassroots movement to take on the MAGA bunch and win back the House. Will you rush $25 or more right away?

Yours,
Sean Casten