EMERGENCY UPDATE FOR Taxpayer: by now, you know that our campaign to save 23 deformed dogs from being crippled in UPenn’s lab doesn’t have enough support. However, our top investigators just uncovered unmistakable evidence that NIH also paid UPenn to abuse disabled CATS. Without an overwhelming grassroots response, our campaign budget will break under the unsustainable weight of fighting a two-front war. Read below and take immediate action or unsubscribe.
The University of Pennsylvania may have started by abusing puppies.
Now, it’s picking on disabled cats:
Stop Payout #P40OD010939.
Save disabled cats!
Taxpayer, my investigators recently discovered that NIH authorized a payout to UPenn’s notorious dog-crippling lab.
The wire is about to hit UPenn’s bank account. December 31 is a hard government deadline.
However, my team now informs me that puppies aren’t the only victims.
Our feline friends are in grave danger, too:
48 Hour Deadline: Please take immediate action to help us stop UPenn from breeding, hurting, and killing disabled cats in these disgusting experiments!
Taxpayer, let me be clear about what’s happening to kittens at UPenn.
Specimens are deliberately bred to get Mucopolysaccharidoses (MPS), a metabolic disease that causes severe and debilitating symptoms.
UPenn itself says MPS: “manifests as an inability to get in and out of the litterbox as well as general difficulty in moving.”
If, by some miracle, a kitten makes it to adulthood, she’ll get arthritis that’s so painful, euthanasia becomes necessary by age two. Imagine their awful lives!
Actual photos of two littermates at UPenn. (L) A “normal” lab cat (R) A disabled cat bred to suffer from MPS, a deadly disease that causes short ears and a broad face.
UPenn also mocks these cats because they’re mentally disabled.
The lab cats are named after Hollywood celebrities and famous singers like:
- “Tina Turner” (govt ID #6438)
- “Dar Willaims” (govt ID #6439)
- “Janet Jackson” (govt ID #6437)
12/31 Deadline
Save disabled cats!
Taxpayer, enough is enough: don’t f*ck with cats!
UPenn is an elite Ivy League school. It’s got a $21 billion endowment. Now, its college professors are robbing us to torment more helpless kittens.
UPenn is also my alma mater.
As an alumnus, I’m PERSONALLY leading the fight to expose and close this lab before the December 31 deadline.
But as President of the White Coat Waste Project, I’m a realist: a war on two fronts is unsustainable.
BIG PROBLEM: We’re already in the middle of another expensive battle with UPenn to stop its experiments on 23 deformed dogs, who will soon be mutilated and killed in similar tests.
Right now, we don’t have enough money in our war chest to win both campaigns.
If we can’t raise another $75,000 before midnight Sunday, we will have to choose between saving UPenn’s puppies or UPenn’s kittens.
Taxpayer, that’s not a choice I want to have to make.
If you’re a cat-lover like me... if your pet cat is part of your family like mine is... I beg you to dig deep and give whatever you can afford so we don’t have to choose.
P.S. Taxpayer, UPenn crippled and killed these disabled dogs and cats. Our new campaign will break the back of UPenn’s heinous lab! Here’s your secure link to help me do it. — Anthony
P.P.S. THIS IS A HARD GOVT DEADLINE! Don’t forget: if you rush help before the midnight deadline, your donation is tax-deductible and will be DOUBLED to support all of WCW’s life-saving campaigns. Please send help!
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