In the holiday spirit, we have collected this year's grievances that we know Dean is ready to tackle, thanks to your help!
😤 Bipartisanship Blues: The lack of bipartisanship in Washington is reaching epic Festivus proportions. Can we get a little more unity and collaboration, or are we all just airing grievances without a solution? Ready to be a unity leader? Chip in $25!
😤Pessimism Pandemic: Festivus wouldn't be complete without some airing of grievances about the pervasive lack of optimism regarding the country's future. Can someone please sprinkle a little hope and positivity around like tinsel on a Festivus pole? Inject some optimism and join us with a $25 contribution!
😤 Youthful Engagement Woes: The absence of leaders engaging our youth is a letdown. Where are the mentors inspiring the next generation to take the reins and lead us into a brighter future? Help us embrace the next generation, pitch in $25!
😤 Finance Reform Frustration: Campaign finance reform seems as elusive as finding the perfect Festivus gift. Can we please address this grievance and bring about a more transparent and equitable system? If you have $25 to spare help us out!
😤 Affordable Agony: We’ve seen an increase in prices, from eggs to gas to housing to medical care. We need to help American afford the necessities. Dean will raise wages and help get inflation under control. He’ll pass Medicare for All, ensuring families pay less for health insurance than the current private system, with no co-pays or deductibles. Invest in our future with a $25 gift!
😤 Main Street and Beltway Abyss: The disconnect between the Washington Beltway and Main Street is a Festivus miracle we could do without. Let's bridge the gap and make the voices of everyday Americans heard in the hallowed halls of power. Dean’s spending time talking to voters, not on the phones with the top 1%. Help us keep Dean speaking to every voter with a $25 donation.
😤 Political Systems Puzzlement: Airing a grievance about political systems that don't serve the people feels like a Festivus feat of strength in itself. Can we please find a more effective system that truly represents and serves the interests of the people? Help us fight the back! $25 will go a long way.
Remember, Festivus is all about good-natured grievances. Here's to a year of feats of strength, Festivus miracles, and, of course, addressing these gripes.
