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You are going to laugh your ass off at tonight's episode of the Radical Agenda. We are going to have a lot of fun, and I am really looking forward to this.
My opening monologue tonight is (yet another) remake of "The Night Before Christmas" and there's more to come besides that. I will give you a bit of a teaser below, but there's another 800 words to this, plus much more planned for tonight.
I hope you'll catch the live show, but even if you can't, do be sure and download the podcast or catch the video on Odysee.
Real quick, before I get to the teaser. I'm sure you've heard me thank a guy we call Tony Soprano for his generous support of the show. I've been pestering him about how I can express my gratitude for that support, and, great guy that he is, he simply asked that I promote St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Their mission is to advance cures, and means of prevention, for pediatric catastrophic diseases through research and treatment. No family is turned away for their inability to pay.
So, if you're one of the many people who has wanted to contribute here but have (an irrational) fear of the consequences, or you've already given generously to me and you're looking to expand your philanthropic efforts, or you just have a couple extra bucks laying around, please go help some sick kids. That would be a great thing for you to do for yourself, for this show, for our good friend Mr. Soprano, and above all, families who are going through the most horrifying experiences any of us could imagine in our worst nightmares.
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Now, on with the laughs...
Twas the night before Christmas in Manchester, New Hampshire
For junkies, and blacks, and their Jewish masters
This place once so white, but not anymore
Then at my apartment, a knock at my door
This fucking PO, at this hour on Christmas?
Who else could be knocking? This place is a secret!
Put down the controller to my PS4, put on a t-shirt, and open the door
You ain't my PO, what the hell are you wearing?
There's no pets allowed here, much less, 8 reindeer
Bull fuckin shit, is this some kind of gag?
The FBI send you? The fuck's in the bag?
Take your damn drugs and your wierd fucking pets, go back to Boston, I'm done with you feds.
I asked you for help and you sent me to prison,
Now I'm trying to work and you keep interfering
Enough with the jokes, I'm in no mood to laugh
Ho Ho Ho Chris, you're too funny by half
I'm not with the feds, and I live far from here,
Where everything's white, except my reindeer,
You expect me to believe, that you're Santa Claus?
In this shithole building, for what fucking cause?
Find out tonight....
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