From Scary Mommy <[email protected]>
Subject Christmas Eve Is Always A Sh*tshow Of Chaos
Date December 22, 2023 10:12 PM
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Christmas Eve Is Always A Sh*tshow Of Chaos ([link removed])

Allow Meg St-Esprit to set the scene: “Every year, as I pack away the holiday decor in early (ok, late) January, I tell myself it will be different next year. I will put everything away in an orderly fashion so we don’t have to untangle lights next year! I will start shopping in July! I will buy my kids only things they truly love and no junk from YouTube ads! I will not wait until Christmas Eve to wrap everything! I will not have, as the kids call it, a menty b. I will not be up past midnight wrapping on Christmas Eve, not again.”

I bet you don’t have to guess what happens… you already know. Please enjoy this extremely cathartic and hilarious read as we barrel into the final countdown. Good luck out there!

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