This is an emergency alert. The EPA just launched the largest resurgence of animal testing in U.S. government history. 3 bunnies will die next. Read below to save them. Or unsubscribe.
Hi Taxpayer,
Daniel López here. I’m the Research and Investigations Director at the White Coat Waste Project—the most effective group for getting animals out of government labs.
I’m reaching out with this top 5 list (keep reading below) before tonight’s big deadline.
Sadly, our newest rapid response fund is falling seriously behind where it needs to be.
It’s the key to saving three bunny rabbits named “Wyatt Earp” (Govt ID #109), "Doc Holiday" (Govt ID #110), and “Johnny Ringo” (Govt ID #111).
My investigation recently proved that the EPA 3 are still alive and being held hostage at the Environmental Protection Agency.
Taxpayer, your donation tonight is unusually important.
Here are five reasons why:
1.) We're tracking about 71% behind budget compared with how much money it took to win our recent campaign ending all monkey testing at the Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA) top primate lab.
The EPA will be even tougher because rabbits aren’t as popular as primates. Our fundraising did a bit better yesterday, but we still need to raise over $13,000 by midnight.
Our average gift is also 9% below last month’s baseline. Now, we need many more gifts to close the gap before 11:59 PM.
2.) You should see what the EPA says about us. As an investigator, I use the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) to make government bureaucrats hand over incriminating evidence.
Get a load of this:
Taxpayer, these are the EPA’s actual internal emails. They’re afraid of us.
Bottom line: they know if we’re fully funded, WCW is going to win the campaign.
3.) We win the toughest campaigns. FDA’s largest primate lab? Shut down. Dog testing at the Dept. of Veterans Affairs? Bye Bye. NIH’s cat and animal testing in Russia? Dasvidaniya.
You and I won all those fights. (Don't forget: nobody else—and I do mean nobody—has shut down a government animal lab this year except for WCW).
I can keep going… but honestly, Taxpayer??
I'd prefer just to win again for the EPA 3 before they’re killed, too.
Tonight’s deadline is the key.
Let's give EPA the WCW treatment!
4.) We’re under attack. But it’s not who you suspect. The pro-animal testing lobby attacks us all the time because our strategy (cutting tax $) threatens their bottom line.
But right now, we’re under attack from a very different opponent: the big environmental groups. They’re lobbying for more animal testing.
Please, don’t take my word for it:
Under the guise of “environmental justice,” 38 powerful groups are lobbying President Biden’s EPA to do more animal testing.
I don’t know about you, but in my book, there’s nothing “just” about electro-shocking small mammals, forcing them to inhale diesel, and poisoning beagles.
But Taxpayer, I do know this: these groups are very big and very well-funded.
Just one of them has a budget of $308 million! Our average donation is about $20.
5.) The EPA 3 will die unless we cover our budget tonight.
Here’s how I know.
I just filed another FOIA request. And I learned that the EPA actually had thirteen bunnies in its lab. Ten have already been killed, Taxpayer!
10 down. 3 to go. Wyatt, Doc, and Johnny are next.
You Give. We Win. They Survive,
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