From Scary Mommy <[email protected]>
Subject Getting An Elf On The Shelf Is My Greatest Regret As A Parent
Date December 1, 2023 10:33 PM
  Links have been removed from this email. Learn more in the FAQ.
  Links have been removed from this email. Learn more in the FAQ.
I hate this.
‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌
[link removed]

Dec. 1, 2023

[link removed]

NOOOOOOOOO
Getting An Elf On The Shelf Is My Greatest Regret As A Parent ([link removed])

Do you Elf? Laura Onstot does… and boy does she regret it: “My decision to participate in Elf on the Shelf was one I made lightly, like so many parenting decisions. The doll looked cute, and many of my friends had opted into the tradition, so I was sold. Also, I like buying things off Amazon. I selected the female version and clicked ‘buy,’ cementing the most regrettable choice of my life.” It’s a warning if you haven’t committed to the idea…and a really relatable rant if you have.

Personally, I have a firm rule against inviting mischievous magical creatures into my home. Leprechaun traps are also a big no. Feel free to steal this reasoning for your own home! But for some reason, I’ve allowed the weirdest one of all — the pixie who collects human teeth in exchange for money. Whose idea was the tooth fairy, anyway? Yikes!

Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor
Read More ⮕ ([link removed])

Latest

[link removed]

THIS TOO SHALL PASS
It’s Hard As Hell To Heal In Your Old House Post-Divorce, But These Pro Pointers Can Help ([link removed])

Should you stay or should you go? Experts offer advice on living in the home you built with your ex.
Read More. ([link removed])

[link removed]

KEEP IT SIMPLE
Tweens Are Posting Their Makeup And Skincare Routines And A Dermatologist Has Thoughts ([link removed])

Penelope Disick's TikTok account has people talking.
Read More. ([link removed])

[link removed]

HO, HO, HO-LD UP
Pet Parents, Skip That Essential Oil Diffuser This Holiday Season ([link removed])

Decorating with kids is no easy feat, and it's no picnic with pets, either.
Read More. ([link removed])

Add To Cart
[link removed]

treat yo' self
20 Adult Advent Calendars You Can Buy For Yourself To Count Down To When It's All Over ([link removed])

It’s barely December, and I know perfectly well you’ve earned yourself a little holiday treat. (Or a big one, for that matter.) What about an advent calendar? “Advent calendars used to be a simple affair: a cardboard box full of tiny, cheap chocolates or a wooden box with 25 doors and 25 small trinkets. They've taken on a life of their own now, and, honestly, it's kind of exciting. Finding the perfect advent calendar for your kid who likes Barbie, LEGO, or Hot Wheels is fun. But have you ever looked into adult advent calendars for yourself?” Check these out — they’re a delight.
Read More ⮕ ([link removed])

What We’re Shopping
[link removed]

Aldi
Emporium Selection Cheese Advent Calendar ([link removed])

$16.99

shop now ⮕ ([link removed])

[link removed]

Walmart
BeautySpaceNK Best of Beauty 2023 Advent Calendar ([link removed])

$39

shop now ⮕ ([link removed])

[link removed]

European Deli
Reber Advent Calendar ([link removed])

$37.99

shop now ⮕ ([link removed])

[link removed]

Bonne Maman
Bonne Maman’s 2023 Advent Calendar ([link removed])

$44.99

shop now ⮕ ([link removed])

What We’re Reading

⮕ 36 Hanukkah Gifts That Help Spread Love & Light ([link removed])

⮕ Why The Hell Are 300,000 Preschoolers Getting Expelled Each Year? ([link removed])

⮕ Please Stop Asking Why Our Kids Are Late to School ([link removed])

Follow us on:
[link removed] [link removed] [link removed] [link removed]
Want to Advertise With Us? Get in Touch. ([link removed])
You're receiving this email because you signed up to receive communications from BDG Media. If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely unsubscribe ([link removed]) . Or to manage preferences click here ([link removed])
BDG Media, Inc. . 315 Park Ave. South . New York, NY 10010 . USA
Copyright 2023 BDG Media, Inc. All rights reserved.
Screenshot of the email generated on import

Message Analysis

  • Sender: Scary Mommy
  • Political Party: n/a
  • Country: United States
  • State/Locality: n/a
  • Office: n/a
  • Email Providers:
    • MailChimp